Happy Balloon Ascension Day!
Get out those balloons and set them free for all the world to see! YAY!
A word of advice. Always let go of the balloons when they start to pull you with them. The sooner the better. After a certain time it will be advised to hold on for dear life.
Don't let go!
Don't look down!
Remember, it's the Balloons that need to ascend. Not you.
In addition to HBAD it's also National Static Electricity Day!
For those who love to give noogies, combing these too fantastic holidays will prove to be an entertaining alternative!
Simply pick your favorite color balloon, (make sure it's filled with hot air. If you have none, maybe you can get Obama to help you out. He's full of it) Grasp the balloon gently but firmly in your hand then rub the balloon on the nearest friend or family member's head.
(warning: do not attempt with babies, spiky haired peoples, or bald men)
If you have done it correctly you will be able to view the results of your work with satisfaction.
Go crazy and have fun today!