Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Happy Balloon Ascension Day

Happy Balloon Ascension Day!

Get out those balloons and set them free for all the world to see! YAY!

A word of advice. Always let go of the balloons when they start to pull you with them. The sooner the better. After a certain time it will be advised to hold on for dear life.
Don't let go!
Don't look down!

Remember, it's the Balloons that need to ascend. Not you.

In addition to HBAD it's also National Static Electricity Day!

For those who love to give noogies, combing these too fantastic holidays will prove to be an entertaining alternative!

Simply pick your favorite color balloon, (make sure it's filled with hot air. If you have none, maybe you can get Obama to help you out. He's full of it) Grasp the balloon gently but firmly in your hand then rub the balloon on the nearest friend or family member's head.

 (warning: do not attempt with babies, spiky haired peoples, or bald men)
If you have done it correctly you will be able to view the results of your work with satisfaction.
Beware of clowns holding balloons hiding behind big white sheets. Do not attempt to go near.
Rubbing your feet on the carpet will work too. But in my opinion it's more fun with balloons!
Go crazy and have fun today!



  1. January 9 is the official day for celebrating these delightful holidays. Keeping an open mind to the fact of times zones, I chose to post this on January 8th.
    Thank you for your understanding.
    If you did not give me any understanding, then may all your balloons pop!
    (just kidding)

  2. Happy Balloon Ascension Day and Happy Static Electricity Day!!! :D
    Awesome post!